Artist Name: Ken Bierschbach
Title: Duct Tape
Length: 2:46

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Song Lyrics:

It was just the other day as I was trying to get some rest
When I noticed that a wobble had developed in my desk
So I picked up my head from the arms where it lay
Cause I just had to find a way to get in those 40 winks
I had stayed up way too early and I'd simply ceased to think
So I needed a solution right away

Well I'm not a fixer-upper and I'm not a do-it-yourselfer
But I figured right away that I'd probably need a helper
So I looked inside my drawers and there it was

It was gray and it was tough
And I ripped off just enough
With my teeth, and rolled it into a ball
Then I wedged it good and tight
Between the short leg and the light
And now I share my story with you all

It was duct tape, the best there ever was
Three cheers for duct tape, uses of 1000 and 1
It will leave your mouth agape - Duct Tape

Now the moral of this tale isn't all that hard to fathom
Just a small piece of the duck is all you need to make things happen
It's good for anything that needs attention
Mend a fence or fix a tear
Stick it here, put it there
You will be a better person when you mention, that…

It was duct tape, the best there ever was
Three cheers for duct tape, uses of 1000 and 1
It will leave your mouth agape - Duct Tape
It ain't just good, man it's great - Duct Tape - Duct Tape