Artist Name: Karenodie
Title: The Duck Tape Queen
Time: 1:26
City: Eagle River, AK

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Song Lyrics:

Keep things simple, my momma always said
So I use duct tape from morning 'til bed
Removes lint and cat hair from my power suit
Keeps my saggin' nylons up, honey it's a hoot

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It holds tight
The price is right
I love the silver sheen
No doubt darlin'
I am the Duct Tape Queen

I'm sealing up the steaming radiator hose
Patching up down coats, hemming my kids' clothes
I reinforce the IN-BOX that wants to overflow
Why do they call it Duct Tape, does anybody know?

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Did you know that your roll of Duck Tape is also a fashion accessory? It's a chunky bangle bracelet, a heavy duty tiara, and, face it ladies, it's much less expensive than a salon leg wax! Oooch!

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