Artist Name: Bangers and Mash
Title: Duck Brand Duck Tape
Time: 2:42
City: Los Angeles, CA

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Song Lyrics:

When something breaks on your automobile,
You need a quick fix with a sure fire seal.
A roll that's strong with a whole lot of stick;
Duck brand duct tape does the trick.

Smart handymen know the tricks of the trade:
Use the right tools, you've got it made in the shade.
Don't let your home fall apart like a slob;
Duck brand duct tape does the job

Mend the sofa ifit's frumpy, patch up Mr. Humpty Dumpty.
Fix the hole in granny's garter if you're feeling like a martyr.
Wrap the leaky hose to stop it or slick stuff so you don't drop it.
Drive your car to town and park it. Get the best tape on the market.

When going out for a night on the town,
Why should your date wear an old fashion gown?
F or makeshift clothes with a shine you can trust,
Duck brand duct tape is a must.
Give her a new dress that won't rust...
Allover her bust...
And leave her nonplussed...
and you in the dust...
don't settle for luck, insist on the duck!