Duck Tape Club - Rock About the Roll

lyrics

Artist Name: Jenny Case
Title: The Duct Tape Song
Length: 3:07
City: Maple Plain, MN

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Song Lyrics:

Duck tape can do just about anything
Stick it on your butt and remove that bee sting
It solves most any problem, so take my advice
Don't leave home without it or you'll pay the price
Duck tape, duck tape
When you're feelin' stuck and everything's in bad shape
Just grab yourself a roll of duck tape

Duck tape can help you out in a sticky situation
Anything that needs a fixin', it's your salvation
You can start a fashion trend and be the hippest cat on the block
Make some winter boots by wrappin' duck tape 'round your socks
Duck tape, duck tape
It's Halloween and you're low on bucks, you need a hat, broom and cape
So pick up a roll of duck tape

The beauty of duck tape is it's so fun to have around
It comes in a variety of colors, more than just your greys, blacks and browns
You can convert a sharp knife to a butter knife and clean the kitty litter off the floor
You can remove all your unwanted bodily hair and shut up that barking dog that lives next door!

Duck tape to the rescue, that's what I say!
Duck tape is here to save the day
It'll remove a scab, it'll repair your car
It'll seal your house up tight in a chemical war
Duck tape, Duck tape
When your life's runnin' amuck and throwin' you sour grapes
Have some fun with a roll of duck tape

Duck tape can fix just about anything
A broken heart and even a diamond ring
It can hold a relationship together like glue
But that's only if you want it to!
Duck tape, duck tape
When your husband's a schmuck and ya can't escape
Just reach for a roll of duck tape!