Duck Tape Club - Rock About the Roll

lyrics

Artist Name: The Killer Biscuits
Title: The Gift of a Lifetime
Length: 3:13
City: USAF Academy, CO

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Song Lyrics:

I was only 6 years old when Christmas rolled around.
My parents asked me for a wish-list, this is what they found
Scribbled on a sheet of paper 11 Y2 inches by 8.
I didn't ask for hammer pants, I didn't want a bike,
I didn't ask for all the things that other kids might like,
All I wanted for Christmas was DUCK TAPE.

DUCK TAPE it started long ago
I've loved you all my life now all that love can do is grow
I used you as a diaper, and then you even fixed my bassinet.
You fixed my baby bottle when I threw it and it broke
You secured my car-seat finnly, saving me, and that's no joke
You were my first T-shirt, that's the best a kid can get.

I was 17 when I had my first girlfriend
We had such a good time but those good times came to end.
We sat upon her front porch, and she started off with "Listen, can't you see?"
The conversation 'lasted long into the starry night,
It went from her to me without erupting in a fight,
Then she ended it with "I just can't date a man who loves DUCK TAPE more than me."

DUCK TAPE you got me in this mess
I love you so much but now I've broken up with Jess
I'd like to start a serious relationship with you.
But even though you're always there, whenever I'm in need
Whenever I'm in times like this, you help me to succeed,
Alas, you are not bipedal, and honey, you're inanimate too.
Interlude (featuring a DUCK TAPE roll solo!)

I finally found a woman who loves DUCK TAPE just like me
We have a house and four kids and we're married happily
We have a DUCK TAPE house
Complete with plumbing, lights, and working DUCK TAPE doors.
We use DUCK TAPE anytime, January to December
Its almost as if DUCK TAPE is our seventh family member.
Believe me when I say DUCK TAPE's not just for breakfast anymore.

DUCK TAPE I've loved you my whole life
Without you I wouldn't be here, and neither would my wife.
We even took the tour when we visited your factory.
You're capable of miracles, You're even really cool,
You're a present from the gods, You're the universal tool,
And so, you will endure for eternity. For all eternity!