Duck Tape Club - Rock About the Roll

lyrics

Artist Name: Geoff Stephen and Wendy Cramp
Title: Duck Tape the Universal Solution
Length: 3:16
City: London, ON, Canada

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Song Lyrics:

I've had problems in my day
F ound no solutions to my dismay
Just quick fixes, bandaid answers, nothing true
So I asked a friend to help me out
And this is what she told me I should do:

You should buy Duck Tape
You ' d have a friend you could confide in
If you had Duck Tape
You could build stuff without even tryin ,
If you bought Duck Tape
Your sweetheart would love you forever
When you buy Duck Tape

So off to the store I went that day
Ready to change my life, seize the day
And there it was on the shelf in a value pack of three
As I held it in my hand for the first time all these ideas began to occur to me:

If I bought Duck Tape
I could pay that mortgage off in no time
And with that Duck Tape
I could fix things without spending a dime
If I bought Duck Tape
I'd write my girlfriend poems that would rhyme
If I bought Duck Tape

Rung through by the cashier at the till
Now my life is finally fulfilled.

'Cause I've got Duck Tape
Nothing's quite as satisfying
I love my Duck@ Tape
I'll use it till the day I'm dying
So glad I found you
You make everything shiny and new
So thank you Duck Tape
Is there anything you can't do?