Duck Tape Club - Rock About the Roll

lyrics

Artist Name: Matt Graham
Title: The Duck Tape Life
Length: 3:58
City: College Station, TX

Download: Realplayer | MP3

Song Lyrics:

I guess I just can't help myself
I'm a "quack fiend"
(Manco T. Duck presents)
Yeah, Yeah

During World War Two there came a new tape
It was tough, stuck strong, waterproof, ripped straight
After the war they changed the colors green to grey
And Jack K. changed the name
Replaced the "T" with a "K"
(Duck Tape@!)
(Duck Tape@!)

Now, Duck Brand Tape has a big following
It's got a fan club, a website, and songs to sing
No tape compares to the "ducky" breed
And there's one little thing that makes it so unique

You see,
Thirty years after the war
Jack K. gave his tape an ambassador
And he's the bona-fide duck of the original brand
He fits the bill for real you best understand
It's time he got his props it's time we give him a hand
He's Manco T. and he represents

He rocks the roll and he hips the hop
This bird's the word T. Duck don't stop
The advertise G.I. on the special op.
He's got his wing up high like he's about to chop
(HI YA!)

He's the best looking duck that your mind could imagine
Got the mean green sash 'cause he wins every pageant
Been keepin' it real since the day that he was hatchin'
He was there every time that a duct needed patchin ,

(He was there) On the mower wheels
(He was there) On the sailboat keels
(He was there) On every beat up car
(He was there) He was near and not far
(He was there) Though he didn't speak
(He was there) At every faucet leak
(He was there) Though it didn't take long
(He was there) In every Duck Tape@ song
(He was there) From age to age
(He was there) On every rock-roll stage
(He was there) On your ripped up pants
(He was there) At every tape prom dance

Sellin' tape by the crate for a low, low fee
In 2002 Henkel bought the company
They changed the duck's name to the Trust to the E.
And now he's held down the fort since the seventies

And that's okay
That they changed his name
M. T. or Trust E. it's still the same
All around the world this waterfowl is famed
Just a little old duck, but he's got big game

It's the tape you trust The Duck you know
Make sure and check the label inside the hole
A duck with two webbed feet down on the floor
It's Trust E. Duck on every roll

Old school Manco Duck presents
Trust E. Duck who represents
Duck Brand Tape@ (ADHESIVES!)

Well, Darkwing Duck can't hold a candle
Donald and the triplets and Daisy can't handle
Gets more smiles than the guy from Aflack
Sells more rolls than Old McDonald's got quack-quacks
Tapes more sticks than a hockey team
Still beats the "mighty ones" even with "the flying V"
Makes Daffy look just like a slobberin' fool
No other duck has ever been this cool

Trust E. Duck is Manco T .
Manco T. Duck is Trust E. Duck
No one knows if it's a he or a she duck
But we know Trust E. Duckl is Manco T. Duck